Getting some use from an old Ford Escort LX wagon

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03/13/2019 at 14:42 • Filed to: DEMOLITION RANCH

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It’s not the Escort Cosworth homologation model, so it’s ok.

For my fellow Oppos who reside in the USA, apparently they’re doing a giveaway of a Barrett M82 50cal so I hope one of you win.


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Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 14:56

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God that is a good use


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 14:58

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I too hope that an Oppo wins the .50 rifle and they throw in some armored piercing incendiary rounds like in the video.

you know... for deer hunting or “home defence”


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 15:00

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So it can withstand this?  But they also randomly drop valve seats and grenade themselves too... 


Kinja'd!!! MUSASHI66 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
03/13/2019 at 15:01

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Hey, if your home is far from be road and you see trouble coming your way... 


Kinja'd!!! ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 15:02

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I didn’t realize he was an oppo type.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > MUSASHI66
03/13/2019 at 15:03

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While I don’t support firing on vehicles driving towards your home without knowing their intentions, I would make an exception for any J body.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 15:10

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WHAT? They are doing a ‘give-away’ or a Barrett M82A1?

I don’t think you’d ever hear those words in a very large percentage of the world. Only in ‘Murkah.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Svend
03/13/2019 at 15:37

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There’s a company called Classic Firearms that gives one away once or twice a year.  #Murica


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 15:39

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I want to win this so badly. Would keep my . 300 Win Mag company.

I actually almost bought an EDM . 50 about a year & a half ago. Instead I got a new living room set. But it’s gonna happen one day!  And I’ll provide Oppo with pics of the crappy cars I destory with it!


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Svend
03/13/2019 at 15:40

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It’s incredible, what a country.

Armor piercing incendiary round isn’t exactly something you hear everyday, either. Regular rounds and guns already cost a fortune in Canada which is why I enjoy my guns vicariously.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > nerd_racing
03/13/2019 at 15:41

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Well, to a degree. A few API rounds seems to take it out completely. He did his standard procedure of starting with the .22LR and moved up to the .50cal API rounds.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/13/2019 at 15:42

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I can’t get my head around that. 


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/13/2019 at 15:43

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You could’ve at least shot your old living room set with the rifle you have.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Svend
03/13/2019 at 15:50

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It’s hard to wrap your head around a .50 because it usually just leaves behind a pink mist.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 15:52

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I sold it to some sucker nice person to help recoup like 5% of the cost of the new set. Helped get me back closer to my .50 goal.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 15:52

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I’ll just settle for a U.K. £511 , 199 8 (S reg) Ford Escort estate, 57,5 00miles.

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Kinja'd!!! Svend > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/13/2019 at 15:54

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ba dum tsh 


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Svend
03/13/2019 at 16:00

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Thanks, I’ll be here all week! Goodnight everybody! 


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/13/2019 at 16:03

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Allow me to af-Ford you an Escort off the Estate.

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Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Svend
03/13/2019 at 16:19

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Ooo, nice.  I’d spare that one the .50.  


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/13/2019 at 16:46

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I think you’d rather a Ford Focus ST-3 estate wouldn’t you!?

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Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Svend
03/13/2019 at 16:54

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Oh yes, very nice, v ery nice indeed. Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 17:07

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I burned out on this yahoo quite a while ago, along with taofledermaus. 


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 17:19

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In my experience, the Ford 1.9L and 2L SPI engine is a relatively lightly stressed, cool-running engine. You can probably drive it gently without coolant for a decent while before it would overheat.

It’s a shame to see a perfectly good (aside from the transmission) Escort get destroyed.

Also, he says it’s a 1993 Ford Escort wagon, but the design of the headlights clearly shows that it’s a 1997-1999 model.

A 1993 North American Escort looks like this:

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Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/13/2019 at 19:52

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I want to see what his pickup bed looks like after using the bipod stand to take all the recoil.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > gin-san - shitpost specialist
03/14/2019 at 20:31

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Hey, if we didn’t have the right to own armor piercing incendiary rounds, the Queen could just waltz in here  any time she wanted and start levying minor taxes on tea and preprinted legal forms.